So yesterday's Daddy was nice enough to spill turkey juice on me and all over the floor, the cupboards, the carpet. He and Mommy thought they had cleaned it all up but Mommy caught Pearl licking the cupboard today. And even though I gots rubbed down twice last night Mom still thinks I have some on me. She was going to give me a bath - she got all the stuffs ready and then...I barfed. And guess what? I didn't has to has my baths anymore!! Isn't that great? Now I knows that I only has to barf to get out of a bath. I wish I knew this before.
But the bad part is, I only gots half of my dinners. Mommy wasn't going to feed me at all - can you believe it?!!! But I was spinning and jumping when Pearlie gots her dins so Mom thought I could have a little bits.
Mommy is threatening to give me a bath tomorrow but I think I will just barfs again and get out of it.