So's everybody thinks that my sister, Pearl, is a sweet puggie who likes to lie around on her teddy chair.
But the truth is, my sister is a stone cold KILLA!!! See? I haves photographics evidence.
And I LOVES it!!!! I bonk Pearly on the face to get her to play with me. Then she attacks the poop out of me.
Mommy likes it when we play, too, as long as I don't run between her legs and almost knock her down (gee, Mom, you should try it down here. It's fun!)