So yesterday's Daddy was nice enough to spill turkey juice on me and all over the floor, the cupboards, the carpet. He and Mommy thought they had cleaned it all up but Mommy caught Pearl licking the cupboard today. And even though I gots rubbed down twice last night Mom still thinks I have some on me. She was going to give me a bath - she got all the stuffs ready and then...I barfed. And guess what? I didn't has to has my baths anymore!! Isn't that great? Now I knows that I only has to barf to get out of a bath. I wish I knew this before.
But the bad part is, I only gots half of my dinners. Mommy wasn't going to feed me at all - can you believe it?!!! But I was spinning and jumping when Pearlie gots her dins so Mom thought I could have a little bits.
Mommy is threatening to give me a bath tomorrow but I think I will just barfs again and get out of it.
Hey Miss Barfsalot...how are ya feeling? So barfing gets you out of baths...hmmm wonder if that will work here. Thanks for the tip!
ReplyDeleteEmma
Thats pretty clever of you! Baths are the worst
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Aw Daisy, I sure hope you feel better. What is it with moms thinking when we barf we shouldn't eat? Don't they know we are just making more room?
ReplyDeletehope you feel better. It sounded like a great plan until you said only half kibble
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
At our house when we barf we get put IN the bathtub....turkey juice ummmm we never knew about that stuff!
ReplyDeleteStella Rose
Hmmm, if the question is eat or bath, we'll take baths all day long. We would much rather get all our food even if it means a bath!
ReplyDeleteHope your tummy is better.
Bol. Sneaky way of getting out of the bath. But maybe barfing isn't a good idea if you get less foods. This is a toughy!
ReplyDeleteLots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley
Ohh my I hope you feels better and no barfy. And just maybe there will be no bath tomorrow either.
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